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I passed all the tests, said Mr. Precuneus, and it was found out that I am definitely the best, while you need to be aware of the fact that there are more nerds in the UK than Sikhs! You're certainly right, said the nerd, but that doesn't change a thing: you stepped into the wrong blogging-place.

m.m.

…and then the Polish guy who looked like a bigger Wladimir P. and even more melancholic and criminal, smashed all the gla…goddamm, shouted the journalist, why did you not just study literature and that? Well, I wanted to write, that's why, said the nerd, and began to sing the song of the green green glass of home…