d. We Do not Accept Fallen Maidens Here

Today the nerd proudly presents her first English eBook: http://www.epubli.de/shop/buch/We-Do-Not-Accept-Fallen-Maidens-Here-Gesine-Palmer-9783844219128/13882

c. heartwinner

"I only want to win your heart for …" he said. The nerd said, "you don't have to go on, delete the 'for' and maybe, you …"

b. Share!

The female nerd had been strolling the web in the background of her working screen, as usual, and, as usual, the vast majority of calls were about "sharing"! I share, you share, he, she, it shares, the balance of life is maintained that way, the spiritual balances balance out quite nicley, or was it micely, there were Indians and aborigines who lived on sharing, and each and everyone was ready to share their wonderful pictures and advices, and probably also some devices, with one or more of their significant others, and the only question that was never posed by those who were so eager to call for a general sharingness was: what exactly is it you want whom exactly to share with whom? The nerd remained puzzled. It is not about thinking, they said, it is about feeling, you know? Something in your feelings must be - well, don't you want to share it? The nerd began to draw pictures of shire-horses, which was certainly none of the things she was expected to do. By definitely knowbody, I bet!

a. (high-pitched male voices)

Sometimes the nerds and the would-be nerds come crawling out of their rooms and gather together in one of those hipster-clubs in prenzlauer berg in order to talk. I mean really. I found this amazing. They do have bodies, they are bodies, they wear clothes, they move, they smell, and they really do look different. Sometimes you meet one of your facebook friends and find out, he or she really lokks like that damn old picture on FB, and they have the same name! Sometimes they don't look like their pictures but are identifyable. And in some cases you clearly identify the face with one of the pics you got, but the name is clearly not the same. Some look as if they are no less astounded than you are. And others are stunning because they all use the same type of high-pitched male voice you reckon is the fashion of the day!